Posts tagged nsfw
The Reptile House
Hello, darling.
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Dongle
And so I did, gentle readers.
And so I did.
Now I have illustrated the events of this day.
Adventures of the crystal dongle brigade.
where are they coming from???I think they’re reproducing.
That is a LOT of crystal penises. Wow.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY
My boss does not believe in moderation.
Now this is a sausagefest I can get behind.
Less sausage and more sweet sweet rosy quartz.
I am amused and strangely aroused. You have the most interesting job ever.
“I could be working on dengue virus in a lab,” I told a customer who saw me with armfuls of wangs. “Instead, I chose the interesting job.”
makararousal reblogged this from you and added:
It looks like a magical crystal forest of cocks.That is correct, yes.
I dare you to say a word.
oh gOD NO WHY
oh nO
COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF QUARTZ COCK!
WHY DOES MY BOSS KEEP GETTING THESE?
Sensuality, Franz von Stuck
Dear justaguywitharrows,
I didn’t know what else to do. That is a really big grasshopper, so you know.
Love,
C. Dongle
MEANWHILE, AT STAN’S SHOPPE—
I just got handed an enormous penis carved out of crystal to place somewhere here. I did okay, then burst out laughing in spite of myself. “I’m sorry,” I told the manager, between giggles, “I thought I was better than this, and instead I’m secretly 12.”
Come to my store. Dead things, science-y things, and high quality crystal dongles.
hops on tiny ship and sails away
(Source: shinjiwearscrocs, via penccils)
Love hurts man.
(via fuckyeah34stuck)
