The Reptile House

windowgarden:

5582db:

Iv Solyaev

i almost scrolled past these.

Monsters from psychick's game?

"Can you match the wangs we photographed to the wangs in the store."

And so began 20 minutes of playing Cinderella, which included a few sassy comments from customers.

reaill:

kinokorin:

「butt pudding」

my kind of dessert

Indiana Jones and the Crystal Dongle

stananigans:

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And so I did, gentle readers.

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And so I did.

Now I have illustrated the events of this day.

Adventures of the crystal dongle brigade.
where are they coming from???
I think they’re reproducing.
That is a LOT of crystal penises. Wow.
I tried to name them all.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY
My boss does not believe in moderation.
Now this is a sausagefest I can get behind.
Less sausage and more sweet sweet rosy quartz.
I am amused and strangely aroused. You have the most interesting job ever.
"I could be working on dengue virus in a lab," I told a customer who saw me with armfuls of wangs. "Instead, I chose the interesting job."
makararousal reblogged this from you and added:
It looks like a magical crystal forest of cocks.
That is correct, yes.
I dare you to say a word.

I dare you to say a word.

oh gOD NO WHY

oh gOD NO WHY

doctorbatman:

snakewife:

oh nO

COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF QUARTZ COCK! 

WHY DOES MY BOSS KEEP GETTING THESE?

doctorbatman:

snakewife:

oh nO

COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF QUARTZ COCK! 

WHY DOES MY BOSS KEEP GETTING THESE?


Sensuality, Franz von Stuck

Sensuality, Franz von Stuck

Dear justaguywitharrows,
I didn’t know what else to do. That is a really big grasshopper, so you know.
Love,
C. Dongle

Dear justaguywitharrows,

I didn’t know what else to do. That is a really big grasshopper, so you know.

Love,

C. Dongle