Posts tagged john egbert

snakewife:

Once again, from The Huffington Post:

Nicolas Cage: Man Broke Into My House, Ate Fudgesicle

“It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.”

I feel bad about myself and the choices I make.

Oh, Missing E lets you reblog yourself. Clearly I must test this with the worst possible thing I can think of.

Once again, from The Huffington Post:

Nicolas Cage: Man Broke Into My House, Ate Fudgesicle

“It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.”

I feel bad about myself and the choices I make.

Dedicated to the drunk John who texted my friend Amy on Friday night with just that phrase.