Once again, from The Huffington Post:
Nicolas Cage: Man Broke Into My House, Ate Fudgesicle
“It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.”
I feel bad about myself and the choices I make.
Oh, Missing E lets you reblog yourself. Clearly I must test this with the worst possible thing I can think of.