If you go up one flight of stairs and realize there are four more flights to go and there is no escalator here, the escalator was on the other side of the subway platform… don’t be too proud to go back one flight of stairs and take the escalator. Don’t try to pretend you meant to go up all those stairs.
(Source: icanread, via organictea)
Meanwhile teachimera hair is either fluffy or SUPER FLUFFY (or mohawk if I just got out of bed)
I LOVE when your hair gets superfluffy. :3 Also it gets spiky when you’ve just had it cut.
The bizarre nose of the Moose/Eurasian Elk (Alces alces). It isn’t known what all of this novel anatomy does, but it is probably involved with nostril closure.
Clifford, A. & Witmer, L. (2004) Case studies in novel narial anatomy: 2. The enigmatic nose of moose (Artiodactyla: Cervidae: Alces alces). J. Zool., Lond. 262, 339–360.
I always wondered about those nostrils!
August chub rub
fucking summer is upon us, the season of sweaty chub rub, how many pairs of pants will my thighs render inappropriate for the office, i have a zit on my inner thigh already and it HURTS SO BAD.
Deodorant on the inner things changed my lyfe! Fuk chaffin
+baby powder and cornstarch
Better than any of this - I use monistat chafing cream which is $5 which can add up but HOLY FUCK a dime amount on each thigh lasts all day
i have scabs. already
TMI but whatever nobody knows about my tumblr but people I am okay being imperfect in front of. THANK YOU TUMBLR FOR AFFIRMING THAT THIS IS NOT A STUPID SHAMEFUL THING, even though I am weirdly stupidly ashamed of it. Sometimes, body issues. :c
I love dresses and skirts! I have many, and I keep getting more. They are kind of freeing and cool for warm weather, except for the whole thing where if I do not have a buffer between my thighs they become awful. I own spanx not for their slimming/smoothing properties, but entirely to keep my own fucking legs from wearing holes into each other. Do you know what is not freeing and cool? A pair of spanx. Tights and hose are also awesome, but also not particularly freeing, as my tushie is vast like mountain, and finding ones that just…fit is a rare thing.
I’ve often thought that I should just get some lighter bicycle shorts, but I will also try some of these other ideas IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT THEY WOULD JUST. MAKE PRODUCTS FOR THIS.
Deodorant on thighs: I have not tried this but might, just to see how it goes.
Monistat anti-chafing cream: Not a miracle, but still pretty effective; like a good 85% relief. A really good option.
Cutting a pair of leggings into a pair of bike shorts for under my dresses: my no-shame this-is-a-thing-I-do-as-plan-A-mosta-the-time solution.